"I'd Rather Bleed Blood Than Bleed Money"

So would this guy.  If he had any blood.

True quote from someone who shall remain nameless.  Pretty badass, in my opinion.  Who said money can't buy happiness?  Just like Bill Murray's famous quote from Scrooged "When I want a wife, I'll BUY one."  Classic.  "Now I have to kill ALL OF YOU."  "He's fired?  But it's Christmas!"  "Thank you!  Call accounting, stop his bonus."  Remind yourself of this classic movie here.