Stop: Hammer Time.

Shout out to Brandon for posting this from where we used to live: Pittsburgh, PA.  So, let's bring back super old school
with MC Hammer.  Coincidence that I'm wearing my umbros from around the same time period?  I think not.

Also, in case you thought I was kidding about the Umbros.  I am not.  See below for proof.  Officially Old School.
Might be time to go out and get some hammer pants, Z Cavericci's and Skidz, for effect.  Jelly bracelets anyone??