Welcome to your fountain of youth. Not too proud for immaturity over here. Life's a journey, not a destination. So follow by example and follow mine. And OCCUPY THIS.
Oh how CUTE! Your daily dose of Call Me Maybe just got adorable, that is of course until this song is stuck in your head until the end of time...nothing cute about THAT. Oh well, may as well change your lives...with Call Me Maybe, tho not neccessarily for the better. Cause at this point, what do we got to lose? May as well try everything...
And epic reunions times three. We reunite! For whats right (not left).Nothing beats old friends. No matter HOW many new ones you meet. And friends from PA are the BEST kind of friends...friends till the end. Cause after all, the old school PA license plates were NOT lying when they said "you've got a friend in Pennsylvania". Yep, that we do. Real friends. The best! Gettin' by with a little help from our friends (in Pennsylvania)
Cause sharing is
caring, Carebears. And the Country of D-Lo
is on the precipice of collapse…our funding status precariously teetering on
the verge of (moral?) bankruptcy…a debt crisis SURE to shake world financial
markets worse than Spain and Greece put together.
Seeking shelter from the financial storm...
“When in doubt, bail me out.”
Welcome to your weekly update on the Occupy My Blog Movement
on the Move. Moving on and on… to higher
and higher levels of financial burden…SPENDING our way into oblivion. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank
each and every one of my fellow Occupiers, who continue to Occupy the SHIT out
of my blog… SPENDING your precious time so wisely, each and every day. Together, we are changing the social,
political, mythical, theatrical and clerical landscape as we know it. And for that, we should be PROUD.
However, I DO have one more simple request to kick this
movement into high gear: Occupy Your Bailout Request. And when YOURS arrives, please share with us
at your earliest convenience. Cause the
country of D-Lo has filed a bailout request with the ECB…who appears to be too
busy with Spain and Greece to respond.
And THIS country’s gonna be late on their debt service in a matter of
weeks if no bailout’s in store.
Austerity bites, people. (so does reality).
That’s right folks, bailouts. The word on the street. The hottest trend. The new new thing. Careless with your finances? Austerity programs not working out for
you? (it BITES, remember?) Find those 5 pairs of new shoes ABSOLUTELY
ESSENTIAL TO YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE here on earth? Are creditors knocking down your door like
bats out of hell? A simple solution: Put
in your bailout request. And get in
line. Cause bailouts are the order of
the day.
And when you find YOURS, please bail ME out at your earliest
convenience. Cause OUR performing loans
are about to go nonperforming real soon…already downgraded to junk status with
borrowing costs skyrocketing. A looming
credit crisis of (moral) bankruptcy about to disrupt world financial markets worse
than Lehman. Worse than Europe. Financial (moral) Armageddon, people. You WON’T like it…guaranteed. (And certainly not on Facebook)
Trending now: #bailoutsforall “Here a bailout, there a bailout, everywhere
a bailout.” So get your bailout on in
style…occupy the SHIT outta it. And
share with me as soon as humanly possible.
This guy cares
Cause our newest tagline has arrived: “When in doubt, Bail me out.”
LIKE it? (Hint: you SHOULD)...Fo real too, not just on Facebook. Cause it rhymes. And rhyming is cool (a WELCOME temperature
during this East Coast heat wave)
So share it up, Carebears.
Cause friends don’t let friends
go bankrupt. We SHARE…and care….but honey badger don’t. That guy never fucking cares. SO not cool (hot actually…heat wave hot)
So stay cool (in school), and Happy Occupying! Over and out for now. More updates to follow…unless
we go bankrupt…at which point we’ll be too poor to write any more. Next stop? Starvation Station…Let’s HOPE a bailout
arrives before WE do ;)
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Oh how CUTE! Your daily dose of Call Me Maybe just got adorable, that is of course until this song is stuck in your head until the end of time...nothing cute about THAT. Oh well, may as well change your lives...with Call Me Maybe, tho not neccessarily for the better. Cause at this point, what do we got to lose? May as well try everything...
