Don't talk to strangers, folks. Unless its THIS guy. Cause he's pretty bad ass. And it's his birthday. After narrowly escaping kidnapping by Brazilians the prior evening, it's a GOOD thing we got this guy in our corner. Yep, a very good thing indeed...but don't let his demure appearance fool you. Cause his bark is NOT worse than his bite. GOT that, Brazil?
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People are strange, when you're a stranger. Jim Morrison agrees.