HEY, I'm DYSLEXIC, AND THIS IS NUMBER, 867-5903, But Here's My Maybe, Call Me Crazy

 LOL Shouts out to THIS dude I found on twitter for writing this line (I ADDED number tho.  LIKE IT?).  LOVE IT.  Your daily dose of Call Me Maybe is RIGHT HERE!  Catch it.  Like a cold or a bad habit.  Addicted to call me maybe is new facebook status.  You'll LIKE IT. (for all the wrong reasons)  Wanna change your life?  Listen to call me maybe.  Changed mine, tho not necessarily for the better...

And an ADDED bonus of THIS classic:  Tommy tue tone style.