A Simple Request:
Occupy Your Creative Outlets. And Get Some New Ways of Releasing that Pent Up
Aggression. Cause punching holes through walls every time you hear the latest
update on Snookie’s pregnancy or that Mike the Situation is hitting the gym
again just isn’t cutting it these days.
Just saying.
Enough to put ANYONE into murderous rage mode? Perhaps. But there are better ways to deal. |
Your Jersey Shore soundtrack is officially kicked off, right here:
An update on the Occupy my Blog Movement on the Move, steaming
full speed ahead, charting new courses to uncharted waters (Mexico?). My dear occupying friends, the time has come
for us ALL to congratulate each other for an occupation well done. Together, we are changing the universal,
heretical, physical, chemical, environmental and political landscape as we know
it and for that, we should be proud. Without you, this very important occupation would
not be possible and I’d like to take this opportunity to THANK you for
occupying my blog so nicely. We have BLOWN
past the 6,000 mark on the number of youz that continue occupy with such
vigilance and are not looking back anytime soon.
However, in the midst of much celebration for how far we’ve
come, I DO have one more simple request: to Occupy your creative outlets. And do something productive with that pent up
aggression. Don’t have any outlets? Please get some at your earliest possible convenience. Cause sitting on the couch day in and day out
watching The Cosby Show and Full House reruns in hopes that reality TV will
just go the F away is no longer considered productive. Do something creative and release that inner
hatred of the Jersey Shore and everything Snookie before it eats you alive (and
it just MAY, mark my words). Feel like
murdering the next person that says “it’s a Jersey thing?” You’re not alone. But your habits of punching holes through
walls are getting costly, not to mention unsightly for visitors. Just saying.
Does this image send you into a fit of rage? Read on for anger management assistance. |
I say we channel that murderous rage into more productive endeavors
(art, music, dance, poetry?), and quit punching things (and people from New
Jersey) please. (Remember: people from
New Jersey are people too)
Now, I KNOW what you’re going to say: I suck at art (and LIKE
taking out aggression on people from New Jersey). The CLASSIC cop-out. I’m always amazed at the number of people who
shy away from creative endeavors because they operate under some misguided
belief that they have to be born
with artistic or creative talent in order to be any “good”. Well, dear friends, art, music, writing,
acting, creative problem solving, etc is not necessarily something we either have
or do not. Nope, all take PRACTICE, just
like anything else. I mean, you had to PRACTICE
shooting guns across the Delaware river at anyone who spent too long in the
tanning bed that day didn’t you?
"Make art, not war." and "Shoot things, not people."
Some may start out further along than others with innate
talent that gives them an edge. But many
of these “gifted” folks don’t even follow their talent through, and end up
doing something entirely different altogether (such as raising chickens in the
mountains of West Virginia while writing their next plan for world domination, before New Jersey takes over, per
say…). Those that start at zero have more work do up front, but seriously, that
doesn’t knock you outta the game.
So, get IN the game. Then:
POOF! You have creative hobbies and
bragging rights to boot! (not to mention
an outlet for that inner hostility we’ve been harboring for the real housewives
of New Jersey) No, my friends, murder is not the answer. Though it’s on many a mind these days. Nope, ART, creativity and passion are the way
forward. To channel our aggression in
more productive ways. Otherwise,
POOF! You’re arrested a-holes. And we do NOT want to occupy a jail cell. Keep that in mind at all times.
So, look, there’s only one way to foster creativity (that
doesn’t involve smoking pot or other illicit substances) and that is to USE our
right brain in ways we are not accustomed to (or at ALL for some of us…you know
who you are). Stop: thinking “outside the box” and Start
thinking: “There is no box”. Do not
confine yourself to what you already know.
Even if you think you’ll suck (not dicks, minds out of gutter) You
prolly will (again, not dicks), at least at first cause that’s how it
goes. But with instruction, practice,
hard work and dedication, you TOO can come a long way in developing hobbies
that you never knew you could OCCUPY (besides my blog, that is). You will not suck (dicks, unless you so
choose…) And in this way, we will ALL be more interesting people who do not
suck (dicks, unless we so choose). Win-
Win-WIN.
It is also worth noting a related idea about mindset that
will assist in your creative occupations.
Whether you choose to occupy finger painting to pole dancing, creative
writing to interpretive dance, this one truth remains self-evident. Start with the idea that you will fail…guess
what? YOU WILL. Start with the belief you will succeed? You
WILL. Guaranteed. Works every time. Oldest trick in the book. From finding a parking space to your next
business endeavor, you will only manifest your beliefs be them positive or
negative. Don’t believe me? See for
yourself. Go into that big speech
thinking you’re gonna suck (again, NOT DICKS…inappropriate context here…) See
what happens. My guess? You probably WILL
(only suck dicks should you so choose and NOT in MEETINGS people,
seriously? HIGHLY unprofessional).
So go ahead, try something creative already. Maybe writing love songs for your dog (god) has
always struck a chord. Do it. Has making sculptures outta those empty
beer bottles occupying your sink been on your mind? Go for it.
I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? You make an ass out of yourself while trying
to sing Ave Maria as well as Pavarotti?
Your violin strings break during your big debut? You look like a moron trying to imitate Picasso
during an improv scene doing the worst French impression known to man? Well, people MAY laugh at you, but who gives
a shit? At least you had fun.
I mean, what defines success anyway? You don’t have to be
the BEST violinist out there
to have some fun with it (in bed?). The
only failures out there are those who fail to try. So TRY something NEW already and discover
some latent talents hidden in YOU. You
just MAY be surprised at what you find lying dormant in your own mind, body,
soul or otherwise. And always remember,
my friends, WE DO NOT SUCK (dick, unless we so choose...and NOT in meetings or
other professional settings).
Occupy it up, Buttercup!
I know I am. Right here in Mexico
City, where the girls are pretty (I rhyme now, one of my newly developed
creative outlets. LIKE it? Ha!
No? That’s ok. Not really caring either way. ANOTHER rhyme
lol…annoyed yet? Just wait…
Happy Occupying! Over
and out for now, more updates to follow.
(Unless I’m sold into sex slavery or murdered by pirates…only time will
tell…but will be sure to update Facebook status accordingly)
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