For the (financial) Record...Ministers deny contagion in Eurozone. And We Can ALL Rest Easy With THIS.

Spain is not Greece.  Portugal is not Greece.  Greece is not Ireland.  Spain is neither Ireland nor Portugal.  Ireland is not in Greek Territory.  Italy is not Spain.  Spain is not Uganda.  Uganda does not want to be Spain.  

LMFAO!  Phwew, now that we got THAT cleared up we can all rest easy now.  Thanks, Europe! High five!  Nailed it. (in coffin...?)