Lame Ninja Diaries, Chapter 1. Dog Treats Look Strikingly Similar To Chocolate Chip Cookies

Captain's Log.  New Orleans. One week since job title officially changed from VP to "Ninja" there are numerous lame ninja moves to report.  This morning, 09:00 hours.  Ninja may or may not have mistaken dog treats for cookies.  And consumed a number of said "cookies" for breakfast.  No WONDER the dog was eyeing me suspiciously while fingering the package.  Ninja's stomach currently not feeling so hot...Ninja signing off.  More lame ninja moves to follow.