How "Call Me Maybe" Has Changed My Life, Not Necessarily For The Better

God.  Behind bars.  Will be freed as soon as Steve Jobs
quits hogging the bed at night.   God is lacking sleep and cranky.
Also wants his iPad back.  SJ still hasn't returned it.

An update on how the song "Call Me Maybe" has changed my life thus far.  And not for the better.  I'm hooked.  Can't stop listening to it.  On repeat.  Is stuck in my head and am starting to seriously doubt the possibility of ever getting it out.  Join me in this life changing event, and listen to Call Me Maybe.  Consider your life changed, forever.