White trash meets litter: KKK wants to 'adopt' a highway

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You don't immediately think of the Ku Klux Klan when you think of social conscience (or any conscience, really), but the white supremacist organization has applied to "adopt" a Georgia highway (how sweet...are they gonna ban black people from using it once adopted??). Participants in the state's 23-year-old Adopt-A-Highway program are responsible for keeping their one-mile stretch of road litter-free. The KKK's application puts the state in an awkward position: Either deny the request and face a possible legal battle or end the highway beautification program. (The state of Missouri chose option one and lost in court.) "We just want to clean up the doggone road," Harley Hanson, the exalted cyclops (WTF, seriously?) of the Klan's Realm of Georgia, said. Can they just trash themselves instead? (apparently KKK's CARE about the roadways people. Just not about black people.)