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Dogs launched a surprising comeback this morning with a knockout blow to both men and women with this piece of news out of left field: Pitbull Hailed as Hero, Takes Bullet for Owner During Home Invasion. A Staten Island, N.Y., dog took a bullet for his owner and lived to wag his tail another day.
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Pitbull-Hailed-as-Hero-Takes-Bullet-for-Owner-During-Home-Invasion-146108585.html
This may serve as a fatal blow to the war waging on between man, woman and dog. Men and women, both, are bewildered at what just hit them. Left wondering if they would actually take a bullet for their significant others. Look at each other, still not coming up with any honest answer, agree to agree that the dogs have it. Handshakes all around, dogs have officially won the tournament. Champions of our time.
Dogs, this ones for you. You will always be better than both man and woman, and for that, we salute you. Your bravery, your heroic deeds. That neither man nor woman can debate as more than they would currently do for their respective spouses. New Motto: Make Love Not War. Doggie Style. Bumper sticker in the making. Stay tuned for where to purchase. In the meantime, there's this:
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| We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for losers, cause we are the champions, of the world. |
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Pitbull-Hailed-as-Hero-Takes-Bullet-for-Owner-During-Home-Invasion-146108585.html
This may serve as a fatal blow to the war waging on between man, woman and dog. Men and women, both, are bewildered at what just hit them. Left wondering if they would actually take a bullet for their significant others. Look at each other, still not coming up with any honest answer, agree to agree that the dogs have it. Handshakes all around, dogs have officially won the tournament. Champions of our time.
Dogs, this ones for you. You will always be better than both man and woman, and for that, we salute you. Your bravery, your heroic deeds. That neither man nor woman can debate as more than they would currently do for their respective spouses. New Motto: Make Love Not War. Doggie Style. Bumper sticker in the making. Stay tuned for where to purchase. In the meantime, there's this:
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