Monday, April 2, 2012

Sarcasm. Now Served All Day. Battle Heats Up as Women Launch Sneak Attack.




Dogs still sitting this one out.  Not planning to
return to the ring for the foreseeable future.

Amazingly enough, they don't give a sh@t.

After being dealt what some thought may have been a fatal blow to women's defense mechanisms last evening, the lovely ladies launched a surprising comeback this afternoon with this clever sneak attack pictured above.  With the element of surprise on their side, women were able to put another few up on the scoreboard, while men were left shell shocked, wondering what just hit them.

Also boding well for the ladies is this complaint from the Peanut Gallery.  Apparently, Ben Harper always has to steal his kisses from you, ladies.  He flew into Nashville, Tennessee, and said "you wouldn't even come around to see me".  Look out, 'cause ladies are playing hardball with specialized coy maneuvering tactics. Dogs are playing it smart by remaining on the sidelines for the foreseeable future.




Who will win this battle of wits?  Magic eightball says: It cannot be determined at this time.  However, more updates to follow.


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