Operating Under the Assumption that OWS Means "Murder the Rich" in a Figurative Sense



Going with assumption that when you say "murder", you mean murder figuratively, not murder, literally. 
Don't like someone?  Only clear solution = murder?  Illegal in this country?  Last I checked....
Extreme solution of the day, murder, compliments of OWS.

Pretty sure someone (OWS) may need to take it down a notch (or 500) pop a few Xanax (or 500) and take a hard right turn, immediate detour to the Reason Outpost.  Go directly to the Reason Outpost.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.  And for the love of God, Don't Murder Anyone.

You'll simply LOVE it here in the land of reason.  Sunny and 75 degrees, slight breeze, warm clear blue ocean, white, sandy beaches.  Free drinks, on me.  Join us, we are feelin' fine...

Reason.  The place to be.  Thing to do.  Hottest trend.
#reasonabledecisions.  Not murder.  Totally out.  Last year's model.
Hip to be reasonable.  Reason, it's what's for dinner.

  

Join us here, my occupying friends, before you embark on your murdering rampage, either literally or figuratively.  You'll feel so much better after your visit, just like new, right as rain, total rejuvenation, guaranteed, or your money back. 


A little Bob Marley should help diffuse the situation...Don't worry about a thing, OWS, every little thing, is gonna be alright...