Post Apocolypse: Now We Are Famous...And Limping.

Andy had it right.  We are all world famous.  For 15 minutes.
And limping. 

After Fame, Post Apocolyptic Bliss: we are basking in post famous bliss, as we are now all golden gods/goddesses.  Filming went off without a hitch.  As expected, TLC producers and cameramen were appropriately shocked and appalled.  The workers at Kleinfelds left shaking their heads in awe, wondering what in the world just hit them.  KP, the-Antichrist-bride-to-be, descended upon our fair city, and we live to see another day, albeit with a slight limp due to sprained ankle. 








High heels + cobblestones = recipe for disaster



Ninja Bride = hot.  Antichrist bride to be in action.
Statuess, raven dress, Goddess of the Night.

However, really can't complain...all in all, a successful entrance into stardom.  Will certainly need TLC to provide an unedited version of the filming.  May or may not have 5 minutes of usable material...it is a family show after all.

Say Yes to the Dress Post Mortem with KP & the Sunshine Gang: Best lines on Reality TV include:

-"There's something strange about seeing Kristin in white, and a veil.  Kinda like seeing her in church.  Like lightning might come down and strike at the thought of it."

-"I feel like Mother Mary."  "Yeah, an AWESOME Mother Mary."  "Happy F-ing Easter!"

-"I really liked the black dress.  She looked like a ninja bride."  "Yeah, maybe instead of walking down the aisle she could swing through the rafters and pews, ninja style."

And last but in no way least:

-"Like, what do normal people do with wedding dresses, these are all heroin chic." Production crew even had to say "so that just happened."

KP & the sunshine gang.  Almost Famous.

Post Fame.  Pre sprained ankle.  Famous bliss.  Golden gods. 

Please join us in delighting in the fact that somehow KP& the sunshine gang managed to avoid arrest during post fame celebration.  Miracles happen every day.  Just in time for Easter.  An Easter Miracle...

Who's Bad?

Jerry's gotta feelin', and it won't go away, he needs a miracle...every day.  It takes dynamite to get him up, too much of everything is just enough.  Coincidence: ME TOO!  Definitely need a miracle every day, such as how to manage 5th floor walk up post sprained ankle...Happy effin' Easter...this should help: