Dear Pittsburgh: ICE ICE BABY TOO COLD TOO COLD, PHILNILLA ICE ICE BABY TOO COLD TOO COLD

Yo if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my ice while the DJ revolves, Philnilla ICE ICE BABY, Philnilla ice ice baby....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  WE DID IT!  Consider it done.  Done and done.  Philly flyers fans  = problem solvers to the MAX.  Cheesesteaks fo' breakfast, penguins fo' lunch, Celebrations fo' dinner!!!!!  Fo' shizzle my nizzle.  Whooooooo!  Luv ya Pittsburgh, but I TOLD YOU: Take heed, cause we're lyrical poets, ICE IS on the scene just in case you didn't KNOW IT.  GO FLYERS!!!!
One nation, under Flyers, indivisible, for truth and freedom, for all! 

Operation BROAD STREET BEATDOWN successful.  Mission accomplished.  Problem solved.  Philly style.  SHOT IT!!!!!

So here we go:
I pledge allegiance to the FLYERS
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic
for which it stands,
one Philadelphia
under God,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice
for all.
In case you hadn't heard, ORANGE is the new Black (and brown).  What can ORANGE do for YOU?

Amen.  There IS A GOD.  AND HIS NAME IS PHILADELPHIA.  The iceman cometh, and he take your SOUL for dinner.  Word TO YO MOTHA!  Cause ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. (even when it's raining.)