Stop Calling Me, Cause I'm Kinda Busy. Gaga is TOO.

Busy blogging and phony rapping, that is.  So quit calling already.  Don't you know people don't actually speak on the phone anymore?  Texting words with friends style is the way to go.  Otherwise, you're going through to voicemail.  Just saying.  OMG this just in...Lady GAGA is the fame monster, like US!

Who's famous?

WE ARE!  And we LOVE your face!