You Know, I Don't Really See The Problem with OCD or ADD. But I DO Have Problems With Douchiopaths.

Pretty sure I have both OCD and ADD, and not really seeing the problem.  Just saying.  So lemme break it down, OCD keeps you focused on whatever the F you're obsessing with at the moment.  Only to be balanced out by ADD, who keeps you attentive to ANY F-ing distraction that happens to be cooler than whatever it is you're trying feebly to focus on at the moment.
  
So three cheers to OCD and ADD.  Balancing out our world in style.  Yin and Yang style.  My style.  Personality disorder?  Nope.  Certainly not Douchiopath.  Tho I hear it sucks.  Lots of people affected.  Sure there's gonna be a drug out for it soon.

"Find yourself feeling douchy?  WELL!  Take this drug and correct your douchiopath syndrome ASAP."  Or how bout: "Girls tell you you're a douchiopath?  Well, never AGAIN feel like a douche with THIS."  Trybenzor?  Another awesome drug name that sounds like a transformer.  "TRANSFORM YOUR Douchyness into something cool, with Trybenzor."  "Then go to the newly formed Douchiopaths Anonymous Group." LOL


There.  Problem solved.  Shot it.  Philly Style.  Can't figure out douchebags?  Problem solver on the case: SHOOT IT. Philly style is my style.  Philly = problem solving to the max, shooting douchebags for breakfast.  So that's a rap.