What We've Got Here is a Failure to Give a Shit. It's The Word On the Street.

Get ill.  Check.  Done and done.

I'm the newest member of the fuckaclub.  

Worksport = old club, not in style anymore. 

A lesser evil.  Lesser of two evils?

Make your mark, in the park.  Done.  Check.  Done and done.  My work here is done.