This Just In: Apparently Now Killer Whales Are ALSO Rapists as Well As Racist. No One Is Safe. Let Them Eat Fish: Eat Them Before They Eat You.

According to my urban myth calendar, Killer Whales actually are not whales at ALL; they're DOLPHINS.  And we all know by now that Dolphins are RAPISTS as well as RACIST.  Whale of a tale...So, here's the story: The Orca is the largest species of Delphinidae, the oceanic DOLPHIN (AKA: Rapist) family.  So, now we have THAT to worry about.  Great.  Just great.

Look at this jerk.

Jeez these marine animals are out of control.  Wicked Tuna stalking people, Dolphins & Orcas raping people, how rude.  What's next?  Smoked Salmon murdering people?  Stay tuned...No one is safe with these out of control marine animals on the prowl.  So watch your back, people.  Consider yourself warned.
  Orcas been spendin' most o their lives, living in a dolphin's paradise (AKA, Rapist & Racist).  Not Coolio.  Simply Not Coolio.  Not even sure how they can be racist, given the fact they are BLACK...Orca's paradise.

AND:
...Smoked Salmon thinks of nothing but murder all day long...Just Like OWS.  Cause Murder Was The Case that they gave me.  Mayday!  Mayday!  Mayday! 5/1/2012.  No one is safe in THIS town.

Let them eat fish.  Cake's out.  Fish is in.  Eat them, before they eat you.