Saturday, August 4, 2012

Note to Self: Don't Talk To Strangers in N'awlins. Second Note to Self: Stop Making Notes to Self

 Don't talk to strangers, folks.  Unless its THIS guy. Cause he's pretty bad ass. And it's his birthday. After narrowly escaping kidnapping by Brazilians the prior evening, it's a GOOD thing we got this guy in our corner. Yep, a very good thing indeed...but don't let his demure appearance fool you. Cause his bark is NOT  worse than his bite. GOT that, Brazil?

#realmenweartutus


People are strange, when you're a stranger. Jim Morrison agrees. 


New Orleans. Day 4. Liver is About to Stage a Revolution. And Return to New York Without Me

  Little does it know... ...that I'm onto it's plans. Bourbon Street blues....#liverhatesmeandneworleans

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Bourbon Street

KEEP CALM AND HAVE A COCKTAIL

Done and done. Consider it done.  When in Rome...

Stallone. Avec Blue Dog. I'll Buy It

Property of Betty Ford Clinic. Sounds About Right...

Temptations. On Bourbon Street. Tempted Yet?

Maybe?  Call me maybe?  Oh snap!  Your daily dose of call girl maybe, er call ME maybe is right here. Catch it. Right here in the Big Easy. 

Hack Bartholomew. Lifting Jesus Up Down in New Orleans. And he's got a HELLUVA Good Singing Voice

 Singing Amazing Grace. Bravo!  Check him out at Cafe Du Monde if you're in town. You'll like him. Guaranteed (for real too, not just on Facebook). 

Cause Grace MAY be his middle name, but it's MY angel name (at least according to Facebook)

Cafe Du Monde. Cafe au Lait, Beignets and Blues

 A winning trio if you ask me (not that anyone did tho)

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Law N Order Steps. Dun Dun!

Please tell Ice T I said hi. When he shows up at ur door...photo in hand ...DUN DUN!    

Above all be the heroine of your life. Not the victim

Ice - Tea Anyone? Law n Order Style.

Lost Wormhole. Do Not Attempt to Capture Because You'll Totally Screw With the Space/Time Continuum BRO

Don't bro me if u don't know me, bro. 

Art on the Street. Monopoly!

 Do not pass go, do NOT collect $200, DJs. 

And What is the First Rule of Fight Club?

SOHO State of Mind

 Got SOHO on the mind...so MIND ur business please :) 

Signs of the Times: BA ROCK THE VOTE

 We blow shit up. Fantastic. 

Monday, July 30, 2012

Foux Da Fa Fa. Ou Est La Piscine? Flight of the Concords...Hysterical!

  Ou est la piscine?  Ou est la piscine?  Vouz le fa fa.  Ou est la piscine? Ou est la piscine? Parlez vouz francais?  Non.  Hahahaha
 

Adding "and shit" at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example "I was playing with my bubbles and shit"

  Props to "God" for sharing this piece of wisdom.  Additionally, adding bitch, bro or ho to the end of any sentence also constitutes thug life.  Try it. You just may LIKE it. (and not just on Facebook)


Thug 4 life...