Friday, July 20, 2012

We Mourn Today's Loss of Life in Colorado and This Senseless Taking of Innocent Life

  Couldn't have said it better myself.

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of a dream...And we will miss those 12 of us who were killed in Colorado today.  We pray that you dream on in the sky, as your time here on earth was cut tragically short.

As we mourn this senseless loss of life, we will continue to dream by your side...of a peaceful world, free of violence and hate...and hope that you now find yourself in a better time...a better place.

And as Jerry would say..."May the four winds blow you safely home."  
And if you meet Jerry along the way, tell him "hi" for us, okay?
While we this broken down palace...

This is a Public Service Announcement. We are Officially Almost Famous...This Time on Reality TV. Doomsday, er Fameday is Upon Us. So Strike A Pose...AND "JUST SAY YES, To The Dress". Cause Rocker Brides Take Manhattan TONIGHT @ 9:00 on TLC. Your Official Preview is Here

Just Say YES.  To our impending doom, er FAME

KP!  Almost Famous.  TONIGHT we will ALL be golden gods..on national television.  (God save us)  So Just SAY Doomsday, er FAMEDAY, as rocker brides take Manhattan...tonight at 9:00 EST (God help us).   

So strike a pose... Vogue. 

Whelp, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for.  Doomsday, er FAMEDAY is officially upon us.  We knew this day would come...and it did.  It has been announced that we are officially almost famous, with our big debut on reality TV, TLC’s “Say Yes to the Dress”, airing tonight at 9:00 PM.  Please tune in for what will widely be considered the end of our political careers J 
Details are below:

Jul 20, 9:00 pm
(30 minutes)

Say Yes to the Dress 
Rocker Brides 

Bride Kristin wants to find a rock and roll, edgy wedding dress. Lindsey who's all about leather and lace, surprisingly decides on a softer wedding dress look. Amber has two wedding dress priorities - a dress that is different and shows off her tattoos.
  Who's bad? 
We're bad.  (yep...pretty bad) So, LOOK OUT reality TV...We got a "Situation" here...
And move over Snooki!  We got a new kid in town...KP!  New Jersey's out.  Pittsburgh's IN.  (and May God have mercy on our souls...)
  Let's hope they did a fantastic editing job!  Or we MAY lose our day jobs...
New Plan B...MTV?  "Yessssssss."

The first step to getting anywhere is deciding you're no longer willing to stay where you are.

Props to Gary.  You're the best!  So forget the rest.  Cause we never rest.  In search of getting somewhere...(anywhere but here?)

Thursday, July 19, 2012

A Simple Request: Occupy Your Inspiration Overload. And Amuse Yourself with A Muse of Your Own.

Occupy Your Inspiration (Not Perspiration...Heat Wave's Over People) Overload.  And Amuse Yourself with A Muse of Your Own.

Inspiration overload  It's what's for dinner.

Don’t have a muse?  Just look around.  Inspiration abounds… all around...round every corner.  On every wall (the writing on the wall?  Read it.)...on the door…even on the floor…

You see?  Inspires me...

Welcome to your weekly update of the Occupy My Blog Movement on the Move.  Moving and shaking, breaking new ground.  Making waves in the status quo and going pro, bro.  My dear Occupiers, please take this opportunity to pat yourselves on the back for Occupying my blog so nicely.  Together, we are changing the social, emotional, local, evolutional and revolutional landscape as we know it.  And for that we should be PROUD.  And INSPIRED to keep going with this very important political and social movement.

However, (as you had probably guessed) I DO, have ONE more simple request to take this occupation to the next level (of amusing immaturity?).  Occupy your inspiration. And AMUSE yourself with a muse of your own.  Not feeling overly inspired these days?  Open your eyes, my friends.  The world of inspiration abounds, just waiting to be found.  Around every corner, under every nook and cranny.  Don’t believe me?  See below.


Unicorns and rainbows not your thing?  Take a look…in a book.  Or take a stab at poetry.  Climb a tree…sing “Call Me Maybe”?
Find inspiration.  In an ape...
  American Cock...inspired yet???  You SHOULD be.
It's ART people!

PLENTY of options out get over-inspired (not over-perspired...again, last week people, please.)

So go ahead, find your muse.  Maybe it’s a sunset, or a tree, maybe it’s you…hell, maybe it’s ME J  And AMUSE yourself with an inspiring thought, a word, a nod, a glance…Go ahead, take a chance… And in observance of our current circumstance…let’s all hold hands…and repeat after me: “Dropping rhymes is coolio, BRO.  So let’s go PRO”. 
Sunsets compounded.  Inspired yet?  Conspire to inspire...
Cause this MAY very well be As Good as it Gets.. "Okay, What I do is I watch.  You ever watch someone who doesn't know you're watching them?  An old woman sitting on a bus, or kids going to school...Or somebody just waiting, and you see this flash come over them..And you know immediately it has nothing to do with anything external.  Because THAT hasn't changed.   And when you see it they are just realer and more alive...I mean you look at someone LONG enough, you discover their humanity."

So, prepare to advance…cause next stop?  You guessed it.  Inspiration Station (not to be confused with Rehydration Station…just left there after sweating our asses off in unwavering heat wave in the Northeast).

Occupy it up, Buttercups!  Amuse yourself – find a muse – and Occupy your Over-Inspiration (not perspiration)  Happy Occupying!  Over and out for now.  More updates to follow.

In the meantime, we have this to amuse ourselves with.  Fred Rogers Style...



Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Viva la Scarf! And Say "Hey, I'll Be Gone Today, but I'll be Back Come Around the Way"

Viva la scarf!  "And Say Hey, I be gone today, but I'll be back come around the way.  Seems like everywhere I go, the more I see the less I know..."
But we know, one thing, that we love you  (in scarves).  Michael Franti does too.  See Below for more details.

"Now, I'm not a very metaphysical man, but I know when  the stars are aligned you can, bump into a person in the middle of the road, look into their eyes and you suddenly know...."

Rockin' on the dance floor (in scarves) movin' with you....say hey mama hey mama hey mama hey mama...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Hey, I Just Met You, and this is CRAZY, But You're An Angel, So FUND Me Maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is CRAZY, but you're an Angel (Investor), so Fund me Maybe?  And all the other VC's try to chase me, but you're my Angel, so Fund me maybe?

Damn it feels good to be a start-up...Coming Soon to a Theater near YOU!  In the meantime, your daily dose of Call Me Maybe, comin' at ya.  Catch it.  And change your life (tho not necessarily for the better)  And FUND me, maybe?  Or at least Call Me?  Maybe? :)

We Need An Angel...Rap Meets Venture Capital. Hysterical!

LOL friend of friends...IPO RAP = FANTASTIC!  Rap goes venture capital.  Check it!  
Undrip rocks the house.   
IPOS, Bitches n ho's, bros.

Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta...on Park Avenue. Office Space Style

Gangstas of Park Avenue...Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.  Office Space style.

If Beauty and the Beast teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter...

  As long as you're a billionaire Prince who owns a fucking castle.  Yep.  Life lessons compliments of Disney.  Be Our Guest and learn from the best.  See below for further details.