Saturday, May 19, 2012
2. I sprung you from jail. Thank me? By not murdering me.
3. You took this photo. If I die, who you gonna play photo shoot with?
4. You like me. Don't forget.
5. I told the DA you were cool and to go easy. See? No reason to kill me...
6. My place May be under surveillance by NYPD. DIDNT LIKE JAIL the first time? Def won't like second time.
7. Murderers never prosper. Mark my words.
8. Everyone will know who did it. You will go to federal pound me in the ass prison
9. You like me. Never forget.
10. I have your tattoo design. Murder me and you WON'T get it.
Friday, May 18, 2012
You're Free! Just don't kill me. (not kidding). Everyone will know who did it. Then who will bail your ass out???? Look before you leap my good man. And don't murder me. Okie doke? Good. Freedom is a GOOD THING. JAIL = not a good thing. I ain't got no time fo NO MORE MOTHER FUKKIN BAILOUTS. that's all youz get. There. Done and done consider it done.
We hereby give you permission to celebrate "Fuck this shit time" in style. Girls style. My style...You Turkey. GO! Operation Fuck this shit is underway. Going according to plan. I suggest you do the same.
|Just don't get arrested A-Holes. Mmmkay? Good. Cause we're too sexy for jail. LOL Right said Fred is too. |
Won't be attending but would LIKE to. Busy on Fameday take two....next time...In the meantime, there's this.
LOL. Takei is the MAN! Shouts out! Lmfao
Inquiring minds want to know...
I'd suggest you keep the card (not my credit card tho)
Listen to the voice of reason: KEEP THIS CARD. You'll need it...just saying... Can you check Facebook? From jail? I HOPE SO...
|Phony rappers in red. Behind bars...Not for LONG. Jailbreak in T minus 1.5 Get ready, get set....don't GO YET.|
|Guess who? Hint: Might be YOU...|
Inner Circle does too.
Joe Biden's Campaign Slogans Could Really Use Some Work. "Go Home, Get a Loan, from your Parents" LOL
|Props to Conan for sharing. You rock! LOL|
Whelp, here goes nothing. T-1 till fameday take two, this time on stage doing IMPROV. Bunch O improvers over here. You coming or what? Please RSVP to my facebook invite PLEASE. Thanks very much. -The mgmt. PS. IT's FREE. Now you have NO excuse for not coming.
LOOK! There we ARE NOW! Almost Famous...AGAIN. Yep, going there again. Famous, that is...Like US? (YOU MUST)
|This is why we don't have friends. Only facebook friends. Not real ones. LOL|
Whelp, here we go. Famous. Again. Tomorrow. Join us? Maybe? Or at least CALL ME? MAYBE? Change your life. Listen to call me maybe. It changed mine.
Tho not neccessarily for the better...
Get obsessed. With Fame. And Call me maybe. RIGHT HERE. Catch it.
Saturday, May 19th @ 6:30 sharp! Be there. Magnet Theater. 30th and 8th Avenue. See yours truly act immature (not so much of an act tho...Nope, not really...)
See this face? It wants to see YOUR face tomorrow at 6:30.
And it's time for this: I'm ready to lmfao. Are YOUZ? (You should be...) See Below...