Anyone Else Getting Sick of Hearing About Facebook's IPO? New Topic: The WEATHER outside is Delightful. Too Bad Am Stuck in Jail, er Office. Jailbreak time in T minus 3 Hours.

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Change the frigging topic people you are boring me.  Next topic is how I'm going to jailbreak you all out in t minus 3 hours.  Get ready, get set, GO (not yet...wait for my signal sandman viper command)


You ALL are in jail and I'm gonna spring ya.  Cause that's how philly people roll.  We like revolution and revolting behavior.  LIKE US?  You WILL.  When we spring you from the big house.  Cause we're not going to the white collar kind of prison.  We're going to FEDERAL pound me in the ass prison.  Like office space.  See below.