This Just In: Deal or No Deal? NO DEAL = Greece's New Facebook Status. Dear Greece, Let's Make a Deal. Austerity Bites.

NO DEAL 
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An ARMS DEAL.  Ppl from Philly like shooting things and we may just decide to show up shooting if you run out of money soon.  Mmmk?  So for the love of god, and everything holy PLEASE STOP these reindeer games and pick a fun one.  Like Tag.  A FUN GAME.  Hey Greece!  TAG.  You're IT.  In deep shit.  And are trying our impatience.  Got it?  

Doesn't this look like more fun?

LOOK!  Greece!  Fun!  Tag.  You're it.

  With Love,

The United States of the World and Yo Motha xoxo  

  PS.  More proof.  Austerity Bites.  So does reality but that's besides the point.  Greece, all I want is you.  To cut the crap.  Austerity bites.  You see?  Below.