Saturday, April 14, 2012

Choose Life: Happiness is Right Around the Corner, Promise!

I'm about distraction, not action. This is the life I've chosen...Oh, wait...
Your peaceful garden awaits.  Right here.  Get a life to get yours.

Found!  World Peace!  Corner of Houston & Thompson.  Get your world peace, right here.  Choose world peace & choose life.  Hottest trend: Life.  Get one.
Open the door, for me.: Your Life.  I'm knocking.  You gonna get the door?
Hello?  God here.  Getting PRETTY tired of waiting for Steve Jobs to
return my iPad...if you've seen him, send him my way, will ya??  My eternal life needs some livening up here, Gracias.  God er me, I really need a life....
Utopia, clothes style.  Get some.  Choose utopia.  Extend the life of your clothes, and possibly your own...
Material posessions won't make you happy.  Or maybe they will...in this life.  Prob not the next...
  If material possessions, world peace and utopia don't make you happy, I know what will...Bushmills + Barcardi?  Absolutely.  One life to live, after all.

Otherwise, what the hell are we doing this whole life thing for? Crap?  Potentially...still choose life.  Life Appreciated.





If You Are In Philly Right Now, Hit This Up: BIGG ROMEO @ Spencer's Irish Pub

Andrea (top second left) was a fabulous singer back in High School.  Have confidence that she still is now.
Hit this venue up and let me know your thoughts.  She's famous too.  You can be too.  At Spencer's Irish Pub.
Spencer's Irish Pub.  Be there with Andrea & friends...and do it up, Philly Style, TONIGHT.  Because Friends don't let Friends see bad music.

Danger Smarty Marty! Dolphins Still Rape People, Including Street Sluts. Your Daily "Debbie Does Dallas" of Writing on The Wall. Read It. And Take A Walk On The Wild Side.

Danger, Smarty Marty!  Dolphins Still Rape People.  See below.
Only takes one, right?  Jump to conclusions mat?  Red bull gives you wings.  Fly high. With Red Bull.
Your catch of the day: Barfly.  Congrats?  Fly high?
Oh Yeah, Baby, I'm a Pan AM SLUT!  Wow, street sluts.  It's what's for dinner.  (PS.  Dolphins still out on the prowl)

I Prefer Eclectic to Lunatic. Just Saying. You May Be Right, I May be Crazy...

...but it just may be a LUNATIC you're looking for.  Just like Billy here.

Does this turkey look crazy?  Of course not.  Grow up.  Turkey gravy boat prefers eclectic to lunatic too.  Just saying.

Callin' Out Around the World, Are You Ready for a Brand New Beat? It's An Invitation, Across the Nation, Dancing in the Street.

These guys dance.  At Phish Shows, NYE,, MSG 2010.   Wearing sombreros.  You Can Too.
Summer's here and the time is right, for dancing in the street.  They're dancing in Chicago, down in New Orleans, up in New York City, It's just an invitation, across the nation, a chance for the folks to meet, Philadelphia, PA, Baltimore & DC now.  They'll be swingin, swayin, records playing, dancing in the street, it doesn't matter what you wear (Umbros? Captain's hats?), just as long as you are there, dancing in the street, a chance for the folks to meet.  So come on every guy, grab a girl, everywhere around the world...They'll be dancing, dancing in the street.  Dancing, they're dancing in the street.  Way down in LA, everyday, dancing in the street, across in China too, me and you, San Francisco, across the ocean of blue, dancing in the street.
These guys dance.  At Phish Shows on NYE, MSG.  In hula skirts.  You can too..See? Doesn't matter what you wear.
  He's ready to dance.  Captain's hat and all.  Me too.  I'm ready for a brand new beat, and am in the dancing mood (although my mildly sprained ankle is not).  Got my new shoes on, ready to break it down.  Hopefully my dinner partner will feel the same.  This may help get said dinner friend into the dancing spirit.  Mama Cass Style....


Van Halen Style....


And of course, the King of Dance, Mick Jagger and David Bowie style...







Ahoy, Land Ho!! Crystal Ship Now Boarding. Next Port of Call: Fashion Police.


And a good day to you, sir!  One question: where DID you get your Captain's hat?
AHOY, Sailor!  Fancy some Captain Morgan?
Make it happen, Captain.  Aye aye!

Stop: Hammer Time.

Shout out to Brandon for posting this from where we used to live: Pittsburgh, PA.  So, let's bring back super old school
with MC Hammer.  Coincidence that I'm wearing my umbros from around the same time period?  I think not.


Also, in case you thought I was kidding about the Umbros.  I am not.  See below for proof.  Officially Old School.
Might be time to go out and get some hammer pants, Z Cavericci's and Skidz, for effect.  Jelly bracelets anyone??




Riders On The Storm: Behind Bars.


Riders on the Storm.  Also behind bars.  Also breaking out.

Nature, Cats: Break Out From Behind Bars

Tulips.  Behind Bars.
 Nature: Behind Bars.

 
Cherry Blossoms: Breaking out from Behind Bars.
  Lions Behind Bars.
Just two cool cats, behind bars.


More Love Birds. New York Still Hearts Paris. Paris Still Hearts New York.


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     Paris Still thinks NYC is Aces.  Click to show "picture of love bird" result 3
New York stops to take a bow.  Blow's kiss to Paris.  Right back at ya, Paris!  You're the best!

Hug it out.   They Love Each Other!.  Regular love birds.  Paris raps.  New York sings a song to celebrate their good fortune.  Not to be outdone, Paris belts out another tune.  See below for more details on this lovefest currently taking place...




Love Birds. Everywhere I Go.

I’LL TAKE YOU WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO
I’LL PUT YOU IN MY POCKET WHO WILL KNOW ?
RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEART AT EVERY SHOW 


I’LL TAKE YOU WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO








NO MATTER WHERE OUR TRAILS WILL FINALLY WIND




OUR OUR PATHS WILL JUST KEEP CROSSING YOURS AND MINE
UNTIL THEN AND IN MY POCKET 
YOU MUST GO


Porcelain Morning



Hey, Hey, Hey, Woman, it's alright.

Hey, Hey, Hey, Woman, it's alright.

In my dreams I'm dying all the time

When I wake its kaleidoscopic mind

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to lie

So this is goodbye

This is goodbye

Hey, Hey, Hey, Woman, it's alright.

Hey, Hey, Hey, Woman, it's alright.

Tell the truth you never wanted me

Tell me...

In my dreams I'm jealous all the time


Then I wake I'm going out of my mind

Going out of my mind

Hey

Hey

Hey

Woman

 it's alright

Hey

Hey

Hey

Woman

it's alright

Hey

Hey

Hey

Woman

it's alright

Hey

Hey

Hey

Woman

it's alright