Cause sharing is caring, Carebears. And the Country of D-Lo is on the precipice of collapse…our funding status precariously teetering on the verge of (moral?) bankruptcy…a debt crisis SURE to shake world financial markets worse than Spain and Greece put together.
Seeking shelter from the financial storm...
“When in doubt, bail me out.”
Welcome to your weekly update on the Occupy My Blog Movement on the Move. Moving on and on… to higher and higher levels of financial burden…SPENDING our way into oblivion. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of my fellow Occupiers, who continue to Occupy the SHIT out of my blog… SPENDING your precious time so wisely, each and every day. Together, we are changing the social, political, mythical, theatrical and clerical landscape as we know it. And for that, we should be PROUD.
However, I DO have one more simple request to kick this movement into high gear: Occupy Your Bailout Request. And when YOURS arrives, please share with us at your earliest convenience. Cause the country of D-Lo has filed a bailout request with the ECB…who appears to be too busy with Spain and Greece to respond. And THIS country’s gonna be late on their debt service in a matter of weeks if no bailout’s in store. Austerity bites, people. (so does reality).
That’s right folks, bailouts. The word on the street. The hottest trend. The new new thing. Careless with your finances? Austerity programs not working out for you? (it BITES, remember?) Find those 5 pairs of new shoes ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE here on earth? Are creditors knocking down your door like bats out of hell? A simple solution: Put in your bailout request. And get in line. Cause bailouts are the order of the day.
And when you find YOURS, please bail ME out at your earliest convenience. Cause OUR performing loans are about to go nonperforming real soon…already downgraded to junk status with borrowing costs skyrocketing. A looming credit crisis of (moral) bankruptcy about to disrupt world financial markets worse than Lehman. Worse than Europe. Financial (moral) Armageddon, people. You WON’T like it…guaranteed. (And certainly not on Facebook)
Trending now: #bailoutsforall “Here a bailout, there a bailout, everywhere a bailout.” So get your bailout on in style…occupy the SHIT outta it. And share with me as soon as humanly possible.
|This guy cares|
So share it up, Carebears. Cause friends don’t let friends go bankrupt. We SHARE…and care….but honey badger don’t. That guy never fucking cares. SO not cool (hot actually…heat wave hot)
So stay cool (in school), and Happy Occupying! Over and out for now. More updates to follow…unless we go bankrupt…at which point we’ll be too poor to write any more. Next stop? Starvation Station…Let’s HOPE a bailout arrives before WE do ;)