Sunday, May 13, 2012

And I miss you. Like the deserts miss the rain

Met this fabulous woman who is at the ripe young age of 83. 80 is the new 30 people. Her granddaughter passed away 6 months ago. So hard for sure. But we know she's making amazing artwork in heaven. With Steve jobs helping out with the iPad4. Haley rose Fuchs. We will miss you. Like the deserts miss the rain. But please do enjoy yourself. Just don't lend ur iPad to Steve jobs. Word to the wise...

Pirate Graffiti


Gimme a P, gimme a I, Gimme a R, Gimme a A, Gimme a T, Gimme a E, What's that SPELL?  YAR bitches.

I want to blow ur mind

Love stories suck

Let's fuck. Lol

A Pirate Wuz Here. Pirate King.

  

A Simple Request: Occupy Your Sense of Humor



Occupy Your Sense of Humor

It could use an update. Cause your jokes are getting old. Mimes MAY not be doing it for me these days. Just saying.
Like  THIS guy

An update on the Occupy My Blog Movement on the Move. Full steam ahead to greener pastures. My fellow occupiers, you need to stand up and take a bow. Cause you're the BEST. So forget the rest. Together, we are changing the medical, philosophical comical, punctual, social and political landscape as we know it. Taking the world by storm by going back to the future in style. And for that, we should be proud. Your occupation of my blog has grown by leaps and bounds. Passing 5000 mark soon and not looking back (in black).


However, I do have one more simple request: Occupy Your Sense of Humor please cause I'm sick of offending you. It's a JOKE people seriously. Stop apologizing for your immature sense of humor and EMBRACE it. Because I swear if I offend ONE MORE PERSON I will have won. In the game of occupying my immature and sometimes offensive sense of humor. And NO I AM NOT APOLOGIZING for christsake. It was funny. I laughed. You should too.
Old school shooting of things in Philadelphia.  See?  REAL mature.

We all need to get over ourselves and friggin stop being sensitive Sallies. Cause if I read ONE more article about so and so apologizing to so and so for such and such a comment I'm gonna throw up. And YOU'LL need to hold my hair (not fun activity, guaranteed). So occupy your sense of humor and take a goddam joke already. Cause it was fo real funny. You just forgot to laugh.

I mean, if we canter laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? (well YOU I guess but I digress LOL). When did it become taboo to have a differing and possibly offensive opinion of someone or a group of people? I'm entitled to my opinion and so are you. And if you choose to make fun of my mismatched socks, retarded ninja skills, lack of self control or any number of other ridiculous aspects of my life HAVE AT IT. Just know and understand that you are fair game for my sense of humor occupation. And MAY end up right here. In the blogosphere. Consider yourselves warned people. Cause if you fuck around you MAY get a bloggo street beat down. All in good fun of course :)
Maturity compounded.

Cause yours truly has been trained BY THE BEST in dishing out creative yet funny insults. Yep you guessed it. Philadelphia. A group 'O real angry people at no one in particular but ANYONE who happens to stop and ask you for directions. FYI. Don't even try to compete with our immaturity and creativity please. Cause I'm pretty sure we've got you beat in those categories my lovely friends. Just saying.
Does this look mature to you?

So Occupy it UP, Buttercup. And Occupy Your Sense of Humor in style.

I mean at this point what do we got to lose? Or souls? Nope. Sold to Devil for Flyers win against Pittsburgh. Our self respect? Nope THAT was lost at about the time we thought it'd be cool to wear neon and Cosby sweaters. Oh wait, that's cool again. LOL
  Picture of perfect adult behavior.

Happy Occupying! Over and out for now. More updates to follow.

PS.  Another simple request to occupy my ROOF on June 15th @ 5:00.  20% of proceeds from sales of DISCO CACTI (the coolest in school) will benefit BUILDON.  We buildON.  Do YOU?  (You should.  Your karma supply is looking PRETTY low these days...)  See my invite post for more details on the party that never sleeps in the city that never sleeps.  And get ready to paint the town RED.  Occupy THIS party people.  And Call me?  Maybe?



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Danger Smarty Marty! Which Way??? Send Help. Walk This Way?

Shining Examples of Shiny Happy People

  Shiny.  Happy.  People.


Tarantula Tarantula It's Very Evident These Intentions Are Well Meant


Look Mom! He Dances too!