Birth Control Effectiveness. Condoms 99%. Pills 99%. Crocs 100%

 Lol seems legit. Too legit to quit?  

I'd love to see a crossover show with Jersey Shore and Shark Week

 
Cause if there's ONE thing people from Philly like to do is hate on Jersey...favorite pastime, actually...Snooki want SMOOSH SMOOSH

Hey, Me Just Met You, and This is Crazy, But You Got Cookie, So Share it Maybe

Whelp, just when you thought it was safe to get in the water, your daily dose of Call Me Maybe arrives.  Like a bad penny :) Keeps showing up....So catch it...Cookie Monster style.  And change your life, like we've changed ours (though not necessarily for the better).  Cause you've now got this song in your head for the rest of time.  And you also want cookies.  Thank me, maybe?

Preparation for Australia. A Checklist.

1. Watch Crocodile Dundee
2. Work on Australian accent - Shrimp on the barbie, G'day Mate, That's a KNIFE
3.  Repeat steps one and two

If there's time, also learn the following song's lyrics beginning to end.  We soon will "Come from the land down under"

A WORLD OF PAIN. You're entering it...

Consider yourselves warned.  The dude abides...

EGO vs. Nature

Among, not above.  Props to Takei for sharing.  So true.

In Honor of Shark Week...Guess who booked a trip to the great white capital?

Don't worry though. Shark attack not on the itinerary :) Gotta work on Aussie accent "G'day mate"

  Guess who booked a trip to Sydney, Australia? Hint: it's not you...will make sure to wear dead fish on my wet suit.  Heard it keeps the Great White's at bay....

It's Guinness Time, Cried the Oysters

 It most certainly is. At the Ugly Oyster.  

  In Reading, PA. Curious oysters....

Intergalactic Plantetary Intergalactic

 Intergalactic, planetary planetary, intergalactic,  Well now you don't tell me to STOP, you stick around i;ll make it worth your while....intergalactic planetary, intergalactic, planetary, intergalactic, planetary, planetary intergalactic...

I'm Still Alive. So We Got That Going for Us. Which is Nice.

  Whelp, Berry(Berke) it's day 3 of dealing with

 your new status of deceased, and I gotta tell ya, it's not getting any easier. It sucks, man. It really does.  But I'm still alive...I mean, ONE of us has to be. 

  You're not missing much, though. You know how dead (no pun intended) Manhattan is in August...  Plenty 'o people missing you, though....just saying.