OMG Don't Call it a Comeback But Even Jesus is a Flyer's Fan

  Hate to break it to ya, but Jesus is now a Flyers fan.  Converted today.  So, don't call it a Comeback, but LL Cool J is also on board.  So...you might want to do the same.  For real.  I mean, these two know what's up...just saying.  So, get yourself in the Flyers Spirit.  Cause Mama said knock you out.  How'd you like us now?

Unsolicited Advice of the Evening: "Change Your Life, Watch Call Me Maybe"

Not joking, some dude just stopped me on the street and asked what I was listening to.  When I told him, he said "Wanna change your life?  Listen to "Call Me Maybe" a ridiculous pop song that you will love...to hate".  I took him up on the offer.  Changed my life.  Though I'm not sure if it's for the better...so change your life for better or worse and watch this gem of a pop video...

Choose Life: Happiness is Right Around the Corner, Promise!

I'm about distraction, not action. This is the life I've chosen...Oh, wait...

Your peaceful garden awaits.  Right here.  Get a life to get yours.

Found!  World Peace!  Corner of Houston & Thompson.  Get your world peace, right here.  Choose world peace & choose life.  Hottest trend: Life.  Get one.

Open the door, for me.: Your Life.  I'm knocking.  You gonna get the door?

Hello?  God here.  Getting PRETTY tired of waiting for Steve Jobs to
return my iPad...if you've seen him, send him my way, will ya??  My eternal life needs some livening up here, Gracias.  God er me, I really need a life....

Utopia, clothes style.  Get some.  Choose utopia.  Extend the life of your clothes, and possibly your own...

Material posessions won't make you happy.  Or maybe they will...in this life.  Prob not the next...

  If material possessions, world peace and utopia don't make you happy, I know what will...Bushmills + Barcardi?  Absolutely.  One life to live, after all.

Otherwise, what the hell are we doing this whole life thing for? Crap?  Potentially...still choose life.  Life Appreciated.

If You Are In Philly Right Now, Hit This Up: BIGG ROMEO @ Spencer's Irish Pub

Andrea (top second left) was a fabulous singer back in High School.  Have confidence that she still is now.
Hit this venue up and let me know your thoughts.  She's famous too.  You can be too.  At Spencer's Irish Pub.

Spencer's Irish Pub.  Be there with Andrea & friends...and do it up, Philly Style, TONIGHT.  Because Friends don't let Friends see bad music.

Danger Smarty Marty! Dolphins Still Rape People, Including Street Sluts. Your Daily "Debbie Does Dallas" of Writing on The Wall. Read It. And Take A Walk On The Wild Side.

Danger, Smarty Marty!  Dolphins Still Rape People.  See below.

Only takes one, right?  Jump to conclusions mat?  Red bull gives you wings.  Fly high. With Red Bull.

Your catch of the day: Barfly.  Congrats?  Fly high?

Oh Yeah, Baby, I'm a Pan AM SLUT!  Wow, street sluts.  It's what's for dinner.  (PS.  Dolphins still out on the prowl)

I Prefer Eclectic to Lunatic. Just Saying. You May Be Right, I May be Crazy...

...but it just may be a LUNATIC you're looking for.  Just like Billy here.

Does this turkey look crazy?  Of course not.  Grow up.  Turkey gravy boat prefers eclectic to lunatic too.  Just saying.

Callin' Out Around the World, Are You Ready for a Brand New Beat? It's An Invitation, Across the Nation, Dancing in the Street.

These guys dance.  At Phish Shows, NYE,, MSG 2010.   Wearing sombreros.  You Can Too.

Summer's here and the time is right, for dancing in the street.  They're dancing in Chicago, down in New Orleans, up in New York City, It's just an invitation, across the nation, a chance for the folks to meet, Philadelphia, PA, Baltimore & DC now.  They'll be swingin, swayin, records playing, dancing in the street, it doesn't matter what you wear (Umbros? Captain's hats?), just as long as you are there, dancing in the street, a chance for the folks to meet.  So come on every guy, grab a girl, everywhere around the world...They'll be dancing, dancing in the street.  Dancing, they're dancing in the street.  Way down in LA, everyday, dancing in the street, across in China too, me and you, San Francisco, across the ocean of blue, dancing in the street.

These guys dance.  At Phish Shows on NYE, MSG.  In hula skirts.  You can too..See? Doesn't matter what you wear.

  He's ready to dance.  Captain's hat and all.  Me too.  I'm ready for a brand new beat, and am in the dancing mood (although my mildly sprained ankle is not).  Got my new shoes on, ready to break it down.  Hopefully my dinner partner will feel the same.  This may help get said dinner friend into the dancing spirit.  Mama Cass Style....

Van Halen Style....

And of course, the King of Dance, Mick Jagger and David Bowie style...

Ahoy, Land Ho!! Crystal Ship Now Boarding. Next Port of Call: Fashion Police.

And a good day to you, sir!  One question: where DID you get your Captain's hat?
AHOY, Sailor!  Fancy some Captain Morgan?
Make it happen, Captain.  Aye aye!

Stop: Hammer Time.

Shout out to Brandon for posting this from where we used to live: Pittsburgh, PA.  So, let's bring back super old school
with MC Hammer.  Coincidence that I'm wearing my umbros from around the same time period?  I think not.

Also, in case you thought I was kidding about the Umbros.  I am not.  See below for proof.  Officially Old School.
Might be time to go out and get some hammer pants, Z Cavericci's and Skidz, for effect.  Jelly bracelets anyone??

Riders On The Storm: Behind Bars.

Riders on the Storm.  Also behind bars.  Also breaking out.