Friday, August 10, 2012

A Simple Request: Occupy Your Obsessions. And Embrace Your OCD in Style.

Occupy Your Obsessions. And Embrace Your OCD in Style.

Cause it's a nice offset to our technology-induced ADD that we've all embraced so well. And for real, don't judge our obsessions (with Call Me Maybe and The Big Lebowski) brochachos. It's time to accept our addictions (to scarves...for reasons that shall remain nameless) and move on. #12stepstoscarffreeliving  

Cause "this is not Nam, Donny, there are RULES."

Welcome to the Occupy My Blog Movement on the move. Moving on. From confession to obsession. With ANYTHING that happens to strike our fancy at the current point in time (Jewelry? Pirates? Ninjas? All THREE?  Potentially...). Moving toward a new age of Aquarius. Where we are no longer judged for our downward spiral into scarf-a-holism and the cumulatively negative effects it is having on our collective lives. (including dehydration. From perspiration while wearing during heat wave...In New Orleans in August).  That's right, my friends, together, we are changing the social, emotional, anti social, evolutional and revolutional landscape as we know it. And for THAT we should be PROUD (little Lebowski Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them). 

  However, as I'm sure you already know, bro, I DO have one more simple request to kick our collective occupations up a notch: to Occupy Your Obsessions.  Yes, my dear friends, it is HIGH time that we embrace our OCD. And accept the fact that our obsessions (with Call Me Maybe and Lebowski) have changed our collective lives (tho MAYBE not necessarily for the better). Cause at this point, we are too far gone. Too addicted to stop without severe symptoms of withdrawal. #callmemaybetakesoverworld
I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski...So call us...MAYBE?

However, if you ask ME (maybe), some obsessions are HEALTHY. Would you have been able to pull that all nighter to ace your calculus exam without being absolutely OBSESSED with getting an A? Would you have transformed your roofdeck from a wasteland of boring furniture to a veritable garden of cactus-scapes without being positively obsessed with succulents? And what about that start-up for your ingenious jump-to-conclusions mat idea? You didn't get first round financing from a top quality venture capital firm by NOT being obsessed...with jumping to conclusions. And fo real, we need SOMETHING to balance out our technology induced ADD. (So here's my number, text me, maybe?)  

So get obsessed...with SUCCESS. And if your new goal in life just so happens to be meeting Mick Jagger and Keith Richards at some point in the not so distant future...Occupy your obsession to make it happen, captains.  Where there's a will, there is a way, as they say.

"If you WILL it Donny, it is NO dream."  

Use your OCD to your advantage (tweeting obsessively about Mick and Keith loving red doors, perhaps?) And grab their attention like a champ.  And if you DO, make sure to tell 'em "we'd be pleased to meet youz TOO!"

Happy Occupying!  Over and out for now. More updates to follow.  Unless we're so obsessed with The Big Lebowski that we will ONLY quote Lebowski lines from from here on out...A distinct possibility at this point.  "This is what happens, Larry..."

In the meantime, there's this to Occupy ourselves with.
 "The Dude Abides"         

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