READ MY LIPS: Eclipse Ellipses then Slips

  Props to Brandon for SHARING!  Eclipse from San Fran.  Woo!

SIMPLY Spectacular Solar Eclipse Ellipse. See YOUZ on the Dark Side. Of the Moon that Is.

  See youz on the dark side of the moon.  MOON ME, maybe?

  PS.  IT really DOES work if you play dark side to the Wizard of OZ.  Tried it.  It works.  You can too.

Youz Crusin' fo A Knuckle Sandwich. Incredible Hunk (er HULK) Style

Knuckles.  Green ones.  Got it?

Burning Down The House: Rose Blows Things Up. Like Perfume bottles too close to burning candles. The REAL Slim Shady Just Stood Up.

  Took a bow.  And almost blew up living room during operation MOON ME.  Success, in my humble opinion.

YES.  Empire state of mind.

  Not a joke.  Almost blew up living room, literally, NOT figuratively.  Burning down the house.  GOOD thing my CAT-LIKE reflexes kicked into high gear and I saved our building from burning.  YEP.  GOOD THING.  Operation MOON ME was a SUCCESS.  Lmfao

SAY YES.  TO RAINBLOWS.  And Alien encounters of the fourth kind.  Abduct me?  Maybe?

  We smile, like rainblows and empires.  Like like like

PRE RAINBLOW.  Perfect pictures of maturity...

PS.  Guess who didn't sleep last night and is going to post obnoxious things on FB today???  Hint: prolly not YOU.  Sleep still = to for the birds.  Don't say I didn't warn you.  LIKE it?  Nope?  Not really?  Don't care.  Neither does honey badger.  Never fukking cares.

  

Firestarters.  All of us.  Good thing there are firemen.  Yep.  Good thing for that...One o these days we're gonna need em...just saying.

Unicorns Still Trending as well as #blackbabieswithpricetaginmouth = to PRICELESS. I AM the Walrus

  Hey YOUZ.  I'm PRICELESS, bitches.  This is yo future.  With Walrus and rapists on the side.  Like it?  I AM THE WALRUS.

SO are the Beatles.  See below:

See? Primates and Pirates. United We Stand (er Sit)

United we Stand.  And go lookin' fo the dope man. (moonman)

I'm LAW.  He's Order.  Got that?  Good.  Law N Order over here.  Unite for what's RIGHT (er left)  DUN DUN

  

Pirates Were Here. As Were PRIMATES. They Unite

And so were primates. Primitive people unite. Ha! They've been tagged. Bloggo style.  I like that.

That's MADAM Bitch to YOU. Times Three. You see?

My Bitches.

Dear Greece, Suck a Dick. Your Exit Strategy Is RIGHT HERE.

Dear Greece,

Suck a Dick.  I got your contingency plan RIGHT HERE.  Your exit is calling.  You gonna answer the goddam phone?  We the people of the world UNITE.  And request you take the nearest exit at your EARLIEST goddam convenience.  Cause we don’t wanna play your reindeer games NO MO.  Nope, we are ending it right here, right now. 

Hey!  Greece!  LOOK!  A FUN GAME!  Checkers!  KING ME bitches.  And exit the mo fo euro for the love of Christ an put us ALL out of our misery.

King THIS.  And suck a dick.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The United States of the WORLD and YOUR MOTHER xoxo

PS. Suck a dick.  And Exit.  Bitches.

Any Point of View, So Long as It's Mine...My point exactly

My Point exactly.