Sunday, May 20, 2012

Dear Greece, Suck a Dick. Your Exit Strategy Is RIGHT HERE.


Dear Greece,

Suck a Dick.  I got your contingency plan RIGHT HERE.  Your exit is calling.  You gonna answer the goddam phone?  We the people of the world UNITE.  And request you take the nearest exit at your EARLIEST goddam convenience.  Cause we don’t wanna play your reindeer games NO MO.  Nope, we are ending it right here, right now. 
Hey!  Greece!  LOOK!  A FUN GAME!  Checkers!  KING ME bitches.  And exit the mo fo euro for the love of Christ an put us ALL out of our misery.
King THIS.  And suck a dick.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The United States of the WORLD and YOUR MOTHER xoxo

PS. Suck a dick.  And Exit.  Bitches.

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