Anyone Else Getting Sick of Hearing About Facebook's IPO? New Topic: The WEATHER outside is Delightful. Too Bad Am Stuck in Jail, er Office. Jailbreak time in T minus 3 Hours.

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Change the frigging topic people you are boring me.  Next topic is how I'm going to jailbreak you all out in t minus 3 hours.  Get ready, get set, GO (not yet...wait for my signal sandman viper command)


You ALL are in jail and I'm gonna spring ya.  Cause that's how philly people roll.  We like revolution and revolting behavior.  LIKE US?  You WILL.  When we spring you from the big house.  Cause we're not going to the white collar kind of prison.  We're going to FEDERAL pound me in the ass prison.  Like office space.  See below.

 

MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS LUV RED DOORS and Are Invited to My Blog Party on 6/15/2012. Mick! Keith! Look! Red = New Black. Like It?

  Before RED

 

After RED

  MICK!  KEITH!  LOOK! You just went there.  RED that is...LIKE it??  Please comment below.  

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT RED

Also, please join us at my Blog Party that never sleeps on June 15th.  I'll even throw in a LIMO from the airport to the east village.  How bout that?  Deal???  PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP????  See how nicely I asked?  You will LOVE my roof, guaranteed.  Or your money back (not in black, RED) Ok, that should do it.  Done and done.  See you there!!

GET READY TO PAINT THE TOWN RED (not black) on 6/15/2012.  If Mick and Keith join I'm declaring there is a GOD.  New Religion = Mick and Keith and pirates and RED

Words with Friends, Volume 5,347. Rules of Engagement: DAMN, Foiled AGAIN

  So how's YOUR week going?  Prolly not as interesting as MINE...nope probably not.  If I were a betting woman, which I AM, I'd bet that you're week is probably not as exciting as mine has turned out to be...bet on that.  Yep...

PS. WELCOME TO THE BLOG PARTY JAPAN!  We hope you enjoy your stay!  I am Japanese if you please...Think I'm Turning Japanese.  Think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.  There you go.  We went there.  Japanese, that is.  See below (not blow, mind outta gutters)

Look Young. Beauty Isn't One Size Fits All. See Below (Not BLOW)

Look Young

Beauty isn't one size fits all....beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Love yourself, love your body!

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  Dance a thon USA gonna happen Tonight!  Have a date with Chicago.  Dinner date that is...Operation Painting Town Red in t minus 5 hours.  But wait for my signal beastman viper command....

Celebrated birthdays last month.  Celebrating fameday take two this month.  Woo!  Celebrate good times.  With US!  Tomorrow at 6 at the Magnet Theater 30th & 8th people.  Join us?  Maybe?  

"Meditate on This, I Will" Yoda.

Yoda meditates.  You can too.  On THIS.

  Get your theta waves going on.  Till the break of dawn.  Like Yoda N me.  You see?

Words With Friends, Volume 5,328. Yeah, You DID Taunt, But that's AWESOME

  Nice fucking job!  We R from Philly and we like taunting.  LIKE US NOW?  Nope, not so much??  Why am I NOT surprised?GOOD.  Mission accomplished.  My work here is DONE.  Done and Done consider it done.

PS. Welcome to the BLOG PARTY Hong Kong and  Czech Republic!  We hope u enjoy your stay.  Party on people.  You gotta fight, for your right, to party.  Like the Beastie Boys.  See below.

Lovers will always be lovers. Whores will always be whores. Idiots will always be idiots. And Italy will always be Italy. A grand escape from people who seek to pull me down (not possible). Me amo tuscano!

Love this quote!  Props to Amanda for sharing!  

When in Rome...Ron Burgandy Style.

  PS. Guess who's going to Italy soon?  Hint: ME

Ha Vice President Joe Biden's Trying Out New Campaign Slogans on the Trail "Forget About $@%#! Dignity"

  LOL Thanks to Conan for sharing.  LOL

Well, Well, Well, It's Apparently Visit Your Relatives Day, According to "People Like Us"

So go ahead in and whisper, people like us, and get a free cupcake.  You heard it here first people.  And you can thank me later :)        LIKE LIKE LIKE      

Getting older really sneaks up on you.

  Love this Takei!  Thanks for sharing!  "From a fan. I wonder if some here won't even get this." LOL