Almost Famous: It's the End of the World As We Know It, and I Feel Fine.

St. Patrick Prays for Us All.

As the world waits for our upcoming debut on reality TV, additional preparations are currently underway to welcome the KP invasion that is less than 24 hours away from descent upon our fair city. As Manhattanites scramble to get manis, pedis, waxing, hair cuts and new outfits, the fuzz is out patrolling the streets for any signs of public intoxication that could be construed as a threat. The three ring circus is set to go, the big brass band all keyed up. The animals in the zoo are also ready for their impending doom, er fame. Because after all, we're all almost famous, right? With the mass hysteria somewhat subsided, we are ready for the end of the world as we know it. And are feelin' fine.

So is REM. So bring it on KP: we are ready to face your wrath. Please have mercy on us mere mortals upon your arrival from outer space, er Pittsburgh.  At this point, all that can be said is Dog Speed.  May the luck of the Irish be with us.  We're certainly going to need it.  God save us.