Thursday, April 5, 2012

The British are Coming! The British are Coming! KP Invasion. T Minus 1. Manhattan Prepares Accordingly by Hitting the Panic Button.

The British are coming, the British are coming!  Just kidding. They aren't coming.  Not that I'm aware of anyway.  But, no...something far more destructive is headed our way.  KP and the sunshine gang, rocketing to Manhattan.  Launch scheduled for T minus one day.

Don't let her fair facade fool you, she is armed and dangerous.  With spiked heels and large handbags.
The destructor!  Manhattan is preparing accordingly by battening down the hatches! Unfurling the roller furlers!  Coming about!  Manning the port bow!  All hands on deck!

Kp invasion in T minus one day!  We are running out of time people!  Don't just do something stand there! Whatever you do, act natural!  And for the love of god, don't panic!!!!!

Police out with full show of force...well, mostly standing around, but more to come later for sure.






The race against time is on to run for shelter.  Get your shelter on RIGHT NOW!  And prepare for the coming of KP and the gang, Invasion 2012. 

Don't have any shelter?  Mick and Keith are happy to oblige.


Run for cover!  Don't panic!  Act naturally!
And May god have mercy on our souls....



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