Almost Famous. An Update: Soon We Will All Be Golden Gods.

An update on our impending doom, er fame, coming up this Saturday when KP stars on "Say Yes to the Dress" accompanied by yours truly.

Almost Famous.  Soon We will All be Golden Gods.

As our 15 minutes of fame growing nearer to becoming reality as we speak, I'd like to provide a brief update on the state of the union.  T minus 3 days and counting.  T minus 2 until KP descends upon Manhattan, with an occupation of her own up her sleeve.  That's right, her and her "band of happy hookers" will descend upon us all, and no one will know quite what hit them.  An occupation of Reality TV, Pittsburgh Style.  What might possibly be a slow motion train wreck that no one will be able to look away from, including myself....God help us.

The festivities are set to begin at my apartment Saturday morning, with the lovely, Amy Zudnowski Roeder + friend Levi making the magic happen by transforming us all into lovely ladies fit for TV. 

However, I believe the following photo might serve as a good reminder to us all.  Camouflage doesn't hide everything.  You can take a girl out of Pittsburgh, but you can't take the Pittsburgh out of a girl (the same can be said for Philly, but I digress)...so Look Out Snookie!  There's a new kid in town...KP comin' at ya!  Pittsburgh Style... 







So let's all hold hands and pray that appearing on reality TV this weekend is not going to be widely viewed as the end of our collective political careers. 

And let us pray that the party that ensues afterwards in Meatpacking does not end in any arrests. 

If we can will these two miracles to happen, we will all be Almost Famous.  Each Golden Gods.





Just like this guy, in the movie "Almost Famous"

So Look Out New York, and Look out Reality TV Land.  Here we come!  And as KP so eloquently put it "Happy Effing Easter!"  May god have mercy on our souls.

KP, Motoring it into NYC.  Very soon.  T-2 till doomsday, er fameday.

KP's shoes aren't made for walkin'.  But that's just what they'll do (Reality TV), cause one of these days
(Saturday) these shoes are gonna walk all over you.   So, look out...watch your back.  Snookie's got nothin'
on this.  God save us.