On Tonight's Menu: Museum of Sex is Cooking Dinner.

Dickchicken Noodle Soup, apparently.  Get some quick, before they run out.  Tasty...Andy Warhol would be so proud.

Speaking of soup, this was on the subway yesterday and just had to share.  It's kinda hard to see but it distinctly says the following, and I am not joking "with artificial goat flavor".  Can't make this stuff up.  Just can't....