Mayday Mayday Mayday! Murderous Rage Day is Fast Approaching. But We're at Now, Now.

Mayday!  Mayday!  Murderous Rage Day is Quickly Approaching!

So, we're at now, now.  What the hell am I lookin' at?  Now, you're looking at now, sir.  What happened to then?  We passed then.  When?  Just now.  We're at now, now.  Go back to then.  When?  Now.  We can't.  Why? We missed it.  When?  Just now.  When will then, be now?  Soon....How soon?  Mayday, AKA: Murderous Rage Day.  Coming soon to a theater near you: May 1st, 2012.