Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Contest of the Day. Dogs vs. Men. Round One.




Today's face-off is officially underway.  Dogs versus Men.  Round One.

Deep Thoughts.  By D.London. 
Dogs = Woman's best friend.

Not to pick a fight here, but dogs may or may not beat out men based on the following criteria:

-Dogs can be trained.
-Dogs actually listen.
-Dogs care about your feelings.
-Dogs comfort you when you're sick or having a bad day.
-Dogs offer unconditional love and support.
-Dogs allow you to be yourself.
-Dogs accept you for who you are.
-Dogs are happy to do whatever you want, as long as they are with you.
-Dogs kiss you in the morning too.
-Dogs actually want to cuddle.
-Dogs don't care if you can cook.
BUT, dogs can't buy you dinner on your birthday.  At least not yet, anyway (insert ominous music here).

So....current scoring is: Dogs: 11, Men: 1.  Well, men?  What do you have to say for yourselves?  The ladies have spoken.  Looking forward to your comments, which I'm sure will be blowing up my text msg inbox shortly :)  Bring it!  And may the best man, or beast, win.
Will keep you up to date on additional scoring from either side. 

In the meantime, Dog Speed.
Cherry blossoms.  May beat out men too.  Jury still out...Closed session.


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