Today's face-off is officially underway. Dogs versus Men. Round One.
| Deep Thoughts. By D.London. Dogs = Woman's best friend. |
Not to pick a fight here, but dogs may or may not beat out men based on the following criteria:
-Dogs can be trained.
-Dogs actually listen.
-Dogs care about your feelings.-Dogs comfort you when you're sick or having a bad day.
-Dogs offer unconditional love and support.
-Dogs allow you to be yourself.
-Dogs accept you for who you are.
-Dogs are happy to do whatever you want, as long as they are with you.
-Dogs kiss you in the morning too.
-Dogs actually want to cuddle.-Dogs don't care if you can cook.
BUT, dogs can't buy you dinner on your birthday. At least not yet, anyway (insert ominous music here).
So....current scoring is: Dogs: 11, Men: 1. Well, men? What do you have to say for yourselves? The ladies have spoken. Looking forward to your comments, which I'm sure will be blowing up my text msg inbox shortly :) Bring it! And may the best man, or beast, win.
Will keep you up to date on additional scoring from either side.
In the meantime, Dog Speed.
| Cherry blossoms. May beat out men too. Jury still out...Closed session. |
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