OMG This Just In: THE SMURFS Are Flyers Fans Now TOO! Lalalalala Things Are Looking Up!

  Knock Knock....

Things are REALLY looking up for Flyers Fans today as the Smurfs have now converted to ORANGE (the new Blue).  So...guess what Jersey?  The Smurfs like US not you...We don't like you because Philly doesn't like anyone.  New York City still doesn't like you either, not really anyway.  There's a BIG Lovefest going on right now, and New Jersey is never invited.  Cause you smell.  Just saying...
 +    = Lovefest 2012 (sans Newark & Trenton, which smell, EW)

There, that outta do it.  Covered our bases for tonight's game.  Smurfs now like to shoot things too, LIKE US, woo!  You see?

Shot it.  Philly Style. Problem solved.  Nobody solves problems better than Philadelphia sports fans.  Can't compete in THAT category.  No sir-ee.  Like us NOW?  Not really?  Why does that NOT surprise me?

PS. PITT, youz better hope we don't lose, cause we'll have nothing better to do than make fun of YOUZ.