Time To Bring Out the Big Guns Here. The Entire Country of Russia Has Converted to Flyers. Woo! That Should Just About Do It. United States of Flyers Unite!

Get Flyered up!  Russians are really puttin' on the Ritz and are now Flyers Fans too ;)  They luv fly boyz.  We love them.  You can too!  Let's GO FLYERS!  Cause who really likes Jersey?  We don't, NYC don't, and now Russians don't either!  Woo!  Agree to agree.  Lovefest 2012 just got a WHOLE lot bigger with Russia on our side...

Woo!  United States of FLYERS!  We can't lose with Russia on our side.  Whachu got Jersey?  Besides Trenton??  Not lookin' good here...

What can ORANGE do for you?  Cause we now like vodka, saunas, caviar and all things Russian.  And they like us.  They also like to shoot things.  Like Philly fans do.  You can too.  I LIKE that.  Woo!

Can't open can of caviar?  No problem here.  SHOOT it.  Philly & now Russian style.  There.  Done and done.  Bunch of problem solvers over here.  And New Jersey: you're gonna have a REAL problem on your hands...


Update: LOL the Devils fan I'm going to game with tonight happens to be a Russian. Says she doesn't sway easily LOL (from Patterson).  I'll convert her to Flyers by end of tonight.  You wait and see....

Update 2: She likes the Flyers better than the Rangers.  WELL THAT'S good.  At least we agree on something...